Posted late August 2020 

So, we are in the middle of a pandemic. Will accept no arguments about that, this virus is real and should be taken seriously. I've personally been taking it so seriously that I have been online only since March, and would still be online only if that was an option. But unfortunately, our country is terrible, we still need to pay rent, and I never even got that stimulus check. So here I am, trying to make rent just like everyone else since they won't fucking cancel it, so need to put some harm reduction boundaries in place so I hopefully don't catch the modern plague in the process

(scumlords of the internet I still have some savings. I didn't wait until the last second to take bookings again, screening is still required) 


Regarding my personal exposure level: 

I am only seeing one client every two weeks, and outside of that have only been seeing one friend who himself has an exposure circle of about five people. I cannot promise I am perfectly safe to see, but I am doing all I can to minimize my risk 



If you schedule an appointment but experience symptoms leading up to it, or are informed that you've been in contact with someone who has tested positive, please cancel/reschedule your appointment. Your deposit can be used towards a future booking, or you can be given a 1 year free trial to my OnlyFans 


If you begin to develop symptoms or receive a positive COVID test after a session, I ask that you inform me as soon as possible so that I can cancel any planned sessions and prevent any possible spread, and of course I will reciprocate 


All clients will be required to wash their hands(a shower is also available) at the beginning of our appointment, and will have their temperature taken. Refusal to do so will result in immediate end of the session and forfeiture of deposit 


I cannot see folks who: 

- Have experienced any of the following symptoms in the last 2 weeks: fever of 100 degrees or more, shortness of breath, dry cough, new loss of taste or smell, chills, body aches, sore throat, fatigue, headache, congestion, runny nose, nausea, or diarrhea 

- Have been in close proximity to anyone over the last two weeks known to have had any of these symptoms, or known to have tested positive for COVID-19 

- Have traveled by commercial airline, train, or bus in the last two weeks 

- Have seen another provider in the last 7 days 

- Have participated in events with more than 10 people, been in public around any number of people without wearing a mask, or share common space with folks who have engaged in such behavior in the past 7 days