Hello there,
Perhaps you recognized my name and needed to know more about this cute Miyazaki fan? Or maybe you were drawn in by my green hair and tattoos?
Meet Calcifer Somerset, your weird queer pagan next door. My life’s ambition is simply being a stay at home cat dad. I love to wake up every morning to a home that fills me with joy and several fluffy creatures demanding cuddles; to crows cawing at my window for their breakfast peanuts, threatening to steal from my garden if I’m late
I cherish cozy days spent with the people I love, with a show on low in the background while we chat and work on crafts (Currently into knitting, resisting urge to try spinning my own yarn). While a homebody at heart, rare sightings may occur at art markets, kink events, or at the park with my cat Raven (Zula prefers to stay home)
Whether you’re looking for a brief, hedonistic escape or a full day of respite from the world, I’m happy to facilitate. We can have some affectionate exercise before going out to dinner, or order takeout and play board games while we eat. Could even sneak away from work for some quick fun on your lunch break
Spoil Me
Want to make sure every time I think of you there’s a smile on my face? Gifts certainly aren’t required to accomplish that, but they definitely help
Small Gifts: chai latte with oat milk, purple weed, cat toys, wool socks
Some creators I adore, any piece from them would be loved: NimaSprout, Crafted by Ari, Lianne Pflug, Rowan Kingsbury
Giftcard options: Oak and Willow, Lunar Tides, Guardian Games
Send giftcards to calcifersomerset@pm.me
Quotes from Reviews
“the beautiful, genuine, sensual, cuddle monster next door”
“They were very sweet and affectionate. Everything I needed to decompress from a crazy month”
“Things felt really relaxed and natural. And my cat likes them too”
“This was my first time seeing a provider and Calcifer provided an amazing experience. They could tell that I wasn’t familiar with booking but guided me through the proper precautions. After I arrived at their very clean and upscale incall, they were absolutely amazing. Will book again”
“They were the best provider I’ve ever seen, hands down. Very chill person, with great taste in music, that had more energy than I could imagine. We had a 3 hour session that amazed me. Only bummer is that they are in Portland and I am not. 10 out of 10 provider!”
“If you’re fortunate enough to have a special encounter with Calcifer, take your time, relax, enjoy and make sure they know they are appreciated”