Curvy Queer Next Door

about

  • Height: 5’4
  • Breasts: 30DD
  • Waist: 30″
  • Hips: 42″
  • AFAB nonbinary
  • they/them

I’m your local Queer Next Door, your cute cuddly neighbor. You may have seen me around befriending the local cats, or trying to chat with the crows. Other frequent sightings are at poetry nights, sex clubs, and curled up with some matcha at a local café

When not out in public I’m often either gaming, reading fanfic, or masturbating. Sometimes it’s a blend of those activities: there is some hot Hannigram erotica on Ao3, and why open settings to change your difficulty when you can just grab a vibrator?

If I’m on the hunt for non-solo fun then I’m one of those bisexuals who prefers men. Girls are adorable, have certainly had fun times with them, but I need a bit more time knowing them before I’m interested. Versus if you’re a dude with some facial hair and curls and I spot you while horny at a sex club there’s a 50% chance I’m going to ask to hook-up

Outside of being bi, my other claim to queerness is that I’m nonbinary. Specific tumblr micro-label is maverique, but that term was invented this decade so it’s chill, it’s fine that you’re almost definitely learning it right now. I only do one-on-one sessions (sorry couples) so pronouns/gender don’t really come up that often anyway. If you think I’m hot but identify as straight, it’s okay, you can book me

Altho, if you like how much my clit has grown from testosterone that is kinda gay lol

Want to read even more about me? Go check out my interview with tryst.link

Quotes from Reviews 

“the beautiful, genuine, sensual, cuddle monster next door”

“They were very sweet and affectionate. Everything I needed to decompress from a crazy month”

“Things felt really relaxed and natural. And my cat likes them too.” 

“This was my first time seeing a provider and Calcifer provided an amazing experience. They could tell that I wasn’t familiar with booking but guided me through the proper precautions. After I arrived at their very clean and upscale incall, they were absolutely amazing. Will book again.” 

 “They were the best provider I’ve ever seen, hands down. Very chill person, with great taste in music, that had more energy than I could imagine. We had a 3 hour session that amazed me. Only bummer is that they are in Portland and I am not. 10 out of 10 provider!” 

“If you’re fortunate enough to have a special encounter with Calcifer, take your time, relax, enjoy and make sure they know they are appreciated.”