your local Queer Next Door, your cute cuddly neighbor. You may have
seen me around befriending the local cats, or trying to chat with the
crows. Other frequent sightings (pre-pandemic) are at poetry nights, sex
clubs, and curled up with some matcha at a local café
When not out in public I’m often either gaming, reading fanfic, or masturbating. Sometimes it’s a blend of those activities: there is some hot Hannigram erotica on Ao3, and why open settings to change your difficulty when you can just grab a vibrator?
"the beautiful, genuine, sensual, cuddle monster next door"
If I’m on the hunt for non-solo fun then I’m one of those bisexuals who prefers men. Girls are adorable, have certainly had fun times with them, but I need a bit more time knowing them before I’m interested. Versus if you’re a dude with some facial hair and curls and I spot you while horny at a sex club there’s a 50% chance I’m going to ask to hook-up
Outside of being bi, my other claim to queerness is that I’m nonbinary. Specific tumblr micro-label is maverique,
but that term was invented this decade so it’s chill, it’s fine that
you’re almost definitely learning it right now. I only do one-on-one
sessions (sorry couples) so pronouns/gender don’t really come up that
often anyway. If you think I’m hot but identify as straight, it’s okay,
you can book me
Altho, if you like how much my clit has grown from testosterone that is kinda gay lol
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